So I wanted to do a fairly major change to my website project and this morning I woke up a little fuzzy because I drank 3/4s of a bottle of Merlot last night but realized that with my recent introduction to Git I had a new sense of power and invulnerability like if your life had version control and you could git commit -a just before crashing your plane into the mountain and no problem because git reset —hard, right? So, and oddly enough or so it seems to me, I jumped right in all bleary eyed and started editing my php files in more or less the way I had planned, took a few wrong turns but testing pointed me back on track and in no time the changes were in place and everything worked. Confidence is everything then, you see? I seriously had not even had a cup of coffee yet because I was all out and it was to early to run down the street to the cafe because they weren’t open yet.
My bank robbery note was going to be brief and to the point but then it touched on something that reminded me of my childhood and then a lot of old deeply buried issues came flooding to the surface in a rush and I felt I had ought to go ahead and explore that which naturally lead to the reason my ex and I broke up and that’s like a dozen pages right there and then it totally slipped my mind to ask for the money. So next time I am just going to stay focused. I have a gun. Give me the money. That kind of stuff.